Wednesday, November 5, 2008

You Can Use Duct Tape For That??


You know they say that you can use duct tape for anything, especially here in Maine...and apparently they were right!

Apparently a woman on a United Airlines flight had a few too many and slapped the ass of a flight attendant, then fell on the head of a blind person and started pulling that person's hair. So, the flight crew along with some passengers had to duct tape her to her seat and redirect the flight so she could be removed.

This leads me to the following questions...Could I ever be so drunk that I think it's okay to slap one person in the ass and then start pulling another person's hair. I've had my fair share of drunken escapades, but I am proud to say that I've never come close. But then again, part of me thinks that after the initial embarrassment, and criminal charges, it would be a great story to tell. Imagine sitting around with your grand kids at 80 telling them what Nana did...what a priceless family moment that would be!!

I'm probably alone on this one....feel free to chime in....or check out the original story

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is so funny! haha! It would make for a great story, yes!

Anonymous said...

That is crazy

Anonymous said...

You've hit upon one of my dreams - to get all of my sordid stories out. When you're 80 your audience will appreciate them or just think you're senile. Either way is fun.

jb said...

OMG, that would be one heck of a story for the grandkids. LOL

JB

Anonymous said...

This is just crazy!